It's My Life to Live

nineteen. brought into this world on twelve.twenty-nine.ninety-three. my friends mean the world to me. i think laughter is the best medicine. hugs can cheer me up at anytime. i feel how i feel, and sometimes i blog about it. want to know more? find my ask box.

I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.

  • Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
  • Him: whatever
  • *as I turn to walk away*
  • Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
  • *i turn back to the table*
  • Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
  • *i leave and come back*
  • Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
  • His friends tipped me $20

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

(Source: skinnyyyboness, via uknohaooo)

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

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